Florida Man Poops in Cop Car After Warning Deputy He Was Speeding to go to the Bathroom

Charlie Blacks II March 18th 2016 Other
Hey, what can we say… when you gotta go, you gotta go. For those of us who’ve ever had a puppy or a small child we’ve witnessed some horror stories we’d never wish upon our worst enemies. From the unexpected dog feces on the living room floor to the massacre that even the strongest diaper couldn’t contain, sh** happens, pun intended. The majority of us respect the sanctity of being able to drop a load in the privacy of our homes or public setting, as long as you’re a decent human being and understand the importance of the courtesy flush. To us these are rights! But unfortunately, the authorities in Lake County, Florida don’t share the same perspective.
The suspect, and bowel moving speeder, Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo, was pulled over recently after going 75mph in a 55mph zone. When questioned by the Lake County sheriff he responded that he was speeding because he had to go to the bathroom. To us, this sounds logical, but the sheriff had then asked Carlos to step out of the vehicle in which he refused. We have a good feeling he was clenching at the moment, still logical in our eyes. Then things took a turn for the worst when the sheriff reached into the man’s car to unlock the door and Carlos stepped on the gas leading to a police chase towards his residence. Carlos made a run for a door but was stopped short of his bathroom break when he was shot with a taser. How did he not explode with feces right then and there? We will never know, but while on his way to the pokey he defecated and urinated in the back of the sheriff’s vehicle leaving a present for some unlucky rookie to clean up.
In all honesty, Carlos shouldn’t have been speeding at all, but we understand why he was and we don’t understand how the sheriff couldn’t see that this man was in stage five desperation of trying to avoid ruining a perfectly good pair of pants. We find it strange that he decided to run though, because now Carlos is facing charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, aggravated assault with a motor vehicle and resisting arrest. Hopefully, the judge takes it easy on him and he just gets a slap on a wrist. Then again, we’re thinking embarrassing story about pooping yourself in public or having to face jail time, court fees, and arrest records. Looks like Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo is going to have to deal with both now.

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