Florida Teen Arrested for Posing as a Gynecologist

Charlie Blacks II February 17th 2016 Other
Florida does it again, they never cease to amaze us… Anyway, as a teenage boy a lot of us went through that awkward phase where our hormones were raging and we even thought about making some questionable decisions with our 60 year old history teachers while daydreaming in classrooms. At that point in our lives we’d do anything to have access to girls in any and every way possible. Some of us went through the extremes of pretending to be something we weren’t, some us stole our older sibling’s cars just to impress our crushes, others completely lost it and professed our love through corny folded notes in ways only an origami master could unlock. Then there’s kids like this Florida teen… who took things to another level in order to gain access to some lady parts, in which we like to call the universe’s workshop, last year.
Ladies, imagine you’re in beautiful West Palm Beach, Florida waiting for a checkup with your doctor and a short, youthful looking doctor approaches you with a stethoscope, gloves, and a face mask on… he asks you to put your legs up on the stirrups, what do you do? Do you ask for his credentials and/or boss? Bruce Lee kick him through the closest window? Or, sit back and go through with the examination? We assume, the third option is off the table for obvious reasons but somehow a young man going by the name of ‘Dr. Robinson’ was able to infiltrate St. Mary’s Medical Center for close to a month. Dr. Sebastian Kent, an OB/GYN at St. Mary’s, was the one who gained suspicion that this ‘Dr. Robinson’ wasn’t really who he said he was, contacted security, and then reported the teen to local authorities. At the time the teen was caught he had actually been in the examination room with Dr. Kent and a patient as he conducted the proper procedural exam on the patient. We feel sorry for the patient… that has to be the most awkward doctor experience of her life. It’s possible she contributed to the teen’s future wet dreams though…
What’s crazy is that the kid was taken into custody, questioned by police, but wasn’t hit with any formal criminal charges. The hospital released this statement after this whole debacle caused such a commotion at the medical center, “The individual never had contact with any hospital patients and did not gain access to any patient care areas of the hospital at any time. The hospital immediately notified local authorities, who took the individual into custody, and we are cooperating with their ongoing investigation.” The kid’s mother claims that he is mentally unstable and has been refusing to take his prescribed medication. We think the kid is just a horn dog curious about the female anatomy. We do have some advice for the kid though… Take your time, if you’d like to pursue medicine you can do so by going to school. And if you just want to sneak a peep at a few vaginas you can do so without having to sneak in a hospital Jason Bourne style. This what strip clubs, the internet and lying is for… We’re joking about the lying part ladies, anyways we understand being in a rush as a teenager but everything will come to you in time. Your medical license, a girlfriend, whatever you chose is yours…

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