Woman Throws Sex Toy At Politician In Act Of Protest

Charlie Blacks II February 5th 2016 Humor
It’s election season… You guys know what that means? That’s right, it’s time to get lied to by a group of people who used to do massive amounts of cocaine while attending their Ivy League universities. With political representatives running around trying to show face so they can receive a healthy amount of tax dollars for what we would assume ‘sleeping at their desks’ for a living, we as citizens are either fed up or being sucked into this real life political cartoon the new year has brought us. We can go on for days about the creepiness of Ted Cruz, or the dumba** dance moves of Hillary Clinton, or Trump’s… eh, he’s too easy, for days.. but today we decided to turn our attention to New Zealand House of Representatives member and Economic Minister, Steven Joyce. If you’re anything like us, you’re probably just finding out that New Zealand even has politics and why this Steven Joyce guy is even making headlines… Well, just press play and you’ll understand.
We know, you’re probably still shocked about the sex toy that grazed the lips of Minister Joyce but let’s go back and give you a couple facts about this guy. Before diving into politics, Steven Joyce made about $6 million after selling a radio network, by the name of RadioWorks, he and his friends had started at a young age. He gained some popularity around New Zealand and while still managing the radio network he became a member of the New Zealand National Party. After that he became a campaign manager and in 2008 he entered the New Zealand House of Representatives. Sounds like a good hard working innovative individual right? Not according to Josie Butler obviously, the culprit for hurling the dildo at Steve Joyce of course. Why did Josie choose to softball throw a gelatin-esque sex object at Joyce, you might ask? In the video Butler yells out, “That's for raping away our sovereignty," as the male reproductive organ fell to the floor. She also added, "That's for raping our country, because of the TPPA and selling away our rights and our freedom. I did it for our country," as she led away by authorities.
The controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership [TPP] has been in hot water because of the ongoing secrecy of negotiations, which the public have no access to any information, and for the effects it may have on jobs, democracy, and food safety in New Zealand. That sounds worthy of a d*** bouncing off of a politician's lips of course, if you think about that’s what they’ve been doing to all of us all this time. Think about it, is anything ever just? We’re just saying we’re glad someone like Joyce Butler stood up and shoved a sex toy in the mouth of someone who probably deserved it. Oh yeah, Joyce was released by police with no criminal charges against her. So, she’s fine… As for Steven Joyce, he took it in stride and even joked a bit about the situation saying this, "We actually thought it was a little bit humorous at the end of it all. New experiences in politics everyday, it's the privilege of serving." He even wrote this on his Twitter account, ‘Someone send the gif over to John Oliver so we can get it over with..’ At least Steven can take a joke. And guys, choose wisely this election season please.

By the way… we almost forgot to comment about the slow motion version of the video that was tastefully added so we can all see the terror in Minister Joyce’s eyes as he finally felt what it’s like to be Mia Khalifa. Respect to the editors of this video.

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