15 Thoughts Every Single Person Has

Abigail Bouwma April 3rd 2015 Humor
We've all been there at some point in our life, so here is a reminder of some things that single people think. All the time.

1. "Gross People Making Out"

Really, I'm trying to eat here.

2. Do you wanna hang out with us?

You are disgusting to me.

3. Have you tried match.com?

Do I look desperate mom? God!

4. I gave your number to the guy at Best Buy.

Are you kidding me?!

5. What about "random stranger on the street"

I DON'T NEED TO BE SET UP.

6. I am praying for you to get a boyfriend.

That's what you're praying for? Really?

7. I know this great guy!

Does he come with pizza? No? Get that away from me.

8. So what "is" your type?

Quiet and tasty...food, basically. I just want food.

9. Why don't you go out more?

But then I have to put on pants....

10. This guy likes all the same music as you!

The only music I like is the sound of being LEFT ALONE.

11. You are so lucky you are single.

Yes, I am basically better than you in every conceivable way.

12. What was wrong with that guy you were seeing?

If I wanted him, I would have gotten him.

13. WE got you a present.

Excuse me? Two people, two presents.

14. I was really hoping it would work out between you two...

GOOD. BE DISAPPOINTED.

15. Are you still single?

LEAVE ME ALONE.

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